I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Randomize
