I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Sext me about skeletons
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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