He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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