god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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