eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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