who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize