No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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