I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
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My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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