Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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