Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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