Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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