Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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