And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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