try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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