Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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