But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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