why didn't you poke me back
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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