I want to walk on stilts...naked
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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