Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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