Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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