Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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