If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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