Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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