i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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