I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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