let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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