I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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