At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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