so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
This toilet bowl is my home.
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