Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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