i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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