whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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