Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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