with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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