You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize