so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
