I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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