question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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