He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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