How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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