One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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