How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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