Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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