I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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