So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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