that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
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So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize