My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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