But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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