I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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