can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize