So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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