Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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