forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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