why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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