He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
