I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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